Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
I wasn’t particularly interested in Bird Box. And then there were memes. There were so many memes, my god. So I became interested insofar as I wanted a little more context to understand what people were laughing about. But based on the Wikipedia description and the trailer on Netflix, this was a movie that would offer…
