Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
For anyone who’s invested in HBO’s mammoth series Game of Thrones for the last eight years, Sunday’s series finale is likely bittersweet. And whether or not you are one of the million-plus signatures on a petition to redo season 8 (good luck), if you watch this show, you almost certainly have some feelings about it.…
